iz de little things

I decided to put black cherry ice-cream in my coffee this morning. Life got significantly better (p<.001).

exHAIRiment

Wet hair. Drive to campus. One window down. Less than desirable result. Left half of head, dry and huge. Right half of head, not dry.

UFRSMACCC data

The quality of the data in this archival data set is so bad that I might as well analyze the predictive ability of unicorn farts for radioactive space monkey attacks on cotton candy castles. GRARRRERRR!!!!! SMASH!!!!

assess hole

proofreading my assessment take-home exam (thank goodness) and noticed i wrote "asses" instead of "assess"-more than once. so glad i didn't hand it in like that, i would have felt like such an assess.

it's genetic

Mom: we need something to put the hot platters on.

Me: the trivets are in that cabinet (gestures). is that what they are really called, or just what we call them?

Mom: ya, it's French for "the thing you put the thing on."

The Circle of Life

Studying on the porch with brief interludes to monitor the movements of the alligator in my lake.

Just watched as the gator swam across the lake and climbed on shore next to a large bird and a snapping turtle sunning themselves.

SO DISAPPOINTED HE DIDN'T EAT ONE!

wtf

He's back in the water and so back to studying for me :(

Ohhhh! WAIT! Now a dumb girl has walked up to where he was and he's looking right at her.

I should shower and get cleaned up. I may be on the news if he eats her.

Thoughts

I have thoughts.
Too many, in fact.
Most of them weird.
They have to go somewhere.